duplication:

was it real or was it all in my head?

(via disorder)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via palmist)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via pizza)

thegreatgherkin87:

dreamcatchingandkisses:

People shouldn’t assume parenting is more natural to women than men, these guys are the cutest.

How fucking adorable is this family… Just look at them

(via stilinskissmile)

(Source: melissamccall, via serfborts)

lameust:

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

 

(via pizza)

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via sorry)

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

peep-toe-shoes:

hahahahahaha

(via 10knotes)

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